At the Drive Up
by Joshua L Durkin
So I worked in a fried chicken place after a bunch of decisions took me around the country and landed me in South Carolina where my parents lived and I needed work fast to save up and leave which ended up getting all fucked when both CV joints went on the front of my car and nearly all I had saved went to pay for that.
In the drive up booth of this fried chicken place the cash register rang and the double window folded open and I handed two bags of chicken breasts with french fries and fried okra and chicken tenders and chicken wings and then coleslaw because the driver asked for coleslaw and then he handed the bags to his daughter who looked down through tears and raccoon eyes and he glared at her and I knew that he'd caused the black eyes having lost control of the swelling fucked up brute inside that brimmed then as I watched and he looked at me, taking his glasses off to scrutinize the check while the two kids in the back seat one asleep and one playing on a Nintendo DS that contrasted sickly the sobs of the young girl riding shotgun giving off awful vibrations that I'd felt before. The kind of vibrations that make you feel like you want to puke or tear skin from muscle and muscle from bone.
I don't remember walking out back for a cigarette. But I did. The way she cowered in her seat, as much as she could, shrinking slow and constant, down and down and down. And I stood for a long time, that young girl's eyes, sore and black, blank and blurry, looking somewhere in my direction while I handed the father his change.
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Dollar Store Nightmare
by Leah Glazer
He stormed in through the double doors and walked straight to the counter before rifling through the bucket of Silly Bandz. He tossed a few packages on the counter. I took that as my cue.
“All set, sir?”
“WHAT!” he shouted while still rummaging through the bucket.
“Are... are you all set?”
“No I’m not, Grandma.”
An awkward silence fell over the store. The woman standing behind him in line mouthed, “Is he calling you Grandma?”
I shrugged.
“There, Grandma. I’m all set. Happy now?”
I counted seven packages of Silly Bandz and punched his total into the register. “That’ll be seven forty-two.”
The man handed me seven singles and searched his pockets for the exact change. He threw the coins on the counter, and I handed him his bag.
“Would it kill you to smile?” He stormed out.
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Orange Blossom
by Becca Simas
I stand behind the register, a big smile plastered across my face. “What can I get for you?”
“Small vanilla latte, non-fat.”
I punch her request into the blue screen in front of me.
“Okay, so, one tall vanilla–”
“No, no. I said small.”
Who do you think we are, Dunkin Donuts?
“Right, but our tall equals a small.”
“Fine.”
“I can help the next person in line.”
“Can I get a grande caramel Frappuccino lite in a venti cup with extra whip cream?”
Sure, you can completely defeat the purpose of a lite Frappuccino.
“Next.”
“I’ll have a tall Orange Blossom tea.”
Finally! The least complicated drink to make.
1. Drop tea bag into cup.
2. Add hot water.
3. Place lid on correctly.
4. Hand off to customer.
I walk back over to my designated register. I listen to the gurgle of milk steaming in metal pitchers, the buzzing of blenders, the bleeping of eight-minute timers.
“What kind of tea did you give me?”
I turn to my right. A crotchety old woman snarls at me.
“…Orange Blossom tea...”
“No, you didn’t. This tastes like poison.”
That’s a bit melodramatic.
“Did you look at the tag on the tea bag?” I say.
“No.”
“Well, look, it says ‘Orange Blossom.’”
The woman studies the small square piece of paper for a moment. She looks back at me. Back at her cup. “I haven’t had this tea in years. Maybe you guys changed the ingredients and added poop to it.”
She turns and walks back to her seat. All I can do is blink. The woman props her feet up on the wooden ottoman and sips her drink.
I shake my head. “I can help the next person in line.”
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I Don't Run on Dunkin'
by Shannon Spada
Excuse me? miss? Can I get a poppy seed bagel with chive cream cheese?”
I want to roll my eyes. I hate when people call me “miss.” “I’m sorry, we don’t carry poppy seed bagels here,” I reply.
The customer frowns. “You don’t carry poppy seed bagels, like, you ran out?”
“No, we don’t carry them at all.”
“What?" the man yells. “That is morbidly obese! That’s just wrong!”
I glance around to see if any of my coworkers are hearing this. But no, everyone else is at drive-thru.
The man continues, “My whole day is ruined! I guess I’ll have to get a plain bagel now.”
I try to smile. “Do you want that toasted?”
“Yes I do, miss.”
I punch it into the register. Even though his total is only $2.10, he gives me a $20. He walks off, and finally, no one else is in line. I am about to go stand in the walk-in freezer so I don’t have to do anything, and I’m sweating bullets on top of three years worth of coffee fumes and watermelon Coolatta syrup. But then a mother with two children – both screaming, “MOMMY, I WANT A DONUT! CAN I GET HOT CHOCOLATE? I WANT MUNCHKINS!” – comes through the door.
Someone else can take them. I walk to the freezer, and a blast of cold air hits me in the face. As I step in, my vision blurs with tears. I close my eyes. Behind me, I pull the heavy freezer door closed.